Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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