i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I need a beard to bite.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
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