We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
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