Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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