Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
It's just like the Real World with babies
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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