people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Randomize
