I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
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