youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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