Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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