Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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