Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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