so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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