omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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