We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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