the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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