im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Randomize
