I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
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