Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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