butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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