come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Two words: blizzard sex
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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