if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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