shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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