He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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