Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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