I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
how drunk are you?
Several
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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