I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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