She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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