Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I am one with the molecules
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Randomize
