All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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