somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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