Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
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