What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
There's even glitter on my cock...
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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