This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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