She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
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