I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
