Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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