I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize
