She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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