Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
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