WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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