Porn is love you can see.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I have post one night stand depression
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