This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
i believe in u and ur pee
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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