Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
