Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
that may or may not have been my penis.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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