I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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