I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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