Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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