how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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