The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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