I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
